Friday Favorites - Kids say the darndest things

Oh the joys to be found in the little ones. 
They are endless.
A few recent favorites from the mouths of my sweet babes...

While putting E to bed:

Me: Who is Jesus' mommy?

E: Mary

Me:Who's your mommy?

E: I don't know.

Me: I'm your mommy!

E: Your name is Babe.

(must've gotten that from his Dad)

During dinner:

Me: L, you need to eat your potatoes.

L: OK, I see your point.

(wha?)

While potty training E:

E: Daddy, I went pee on da potty!

Daddy: Yeah E!

E: It was nuffin' Dad. (it was nothing Dad)

During snack:

E: Can I share with you?

Me: Of course, thank you bubba.

E: OK, but the rest are mine.  The rest are mine!

(so much for sharing)

During prayers:

L: I'm thankful to God for making the people that made our toys.

('nuf said)

While playing in the backyard:

E: This is the plan, if we see any poop we need to stay back and not step in it.

(think he's heard that one a time or two?)

Out of nowhere:

E: I want to fly....but I don't have wings (said very sadly)

(One day you will my boy, one day!)

Relaying a message to me from Dad who was hard at work in the backyard.

L: Daddy needs some water and a beard.  (supposed to be a "beer")

(He he he)

What are some little funnies your dear ones have said? 

finding joy